©2008 Cat333Pokémon, Kyle Justin

(MIDI by Cat333Pokémon)
(Original by Kyle Justin)
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have
A buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat
The rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and
Down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on the T.V.
Make sure it's tuned to channel 3
He's got a nerdy shirt
And a pocket pouch
Although I've never
Seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove
And a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper he will
Tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad, he could spit
Or say "Cowabunga"
Cowafuckin' piece of dog shit
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim?
Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck
For this shitload of fuck
The characters' names are wrong
Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad,
He makes up his own words
He's the angriest,
Most pissedoff gaming nerd
He's the Angry
Atari, Amiga, CDi,
Colecovision, Intellivision,
Sega, NeoGeo, TurboGrafx16,
Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore,
Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

Angry Video Game Nerd
Vocals
Electric Guitar
Drums